Monday, December 29, 2008

A Twilight kind of Sunday.

So yesterday afternoon my two sister in laws and I went to see Twilight. A teeny-bop book series movie about vampires.. I must admit I was a little skeptical. BUT Natalie went to see it at the theater a few weeks ago... bought and read all 4 books and read over 2000 pages in a week and a half and wanted to see the movie again. Hmmmm.... must be pretty good so I thought I'd give it a whirl.

So about 3/4 of the way through I had a bladder the size of Texas so I ran to the bathroom. I get to a little 2-staller potty room and it's occupied. Must I add that not just one but BOTH of the ladies in the stalls are taking the kids to the pool. I am doing the potty dance as I wait wondering if I should find a different potty.

Then I hear a courtesy flush.
One lady is still not done.

It's starting to smell like both of their colon's are seriously angry at them. But atlas they both come out and I venture in to get rid of my DDP.

I finish up and I walk out of my stall only to run into Greta Hammond. Like Greta Hammond that has been a Hall of Famer, Making Masters Champ and on the Dream Team of Scrapbooks Etc. LOVE her stuff. She is a scrap idol of mine. Up there with Jennifer McGuire. I buy her used girl clothes at our Resale. I have seen her like 3 times and still been too shy to tell her I'm a big fan.

Um, she thinks I have the angry colon.
Thinks I took the Browns to the Super Bowl.

She still smiled at me.. probably a sympathy smile cuz she thought I didn't have a belly ache anymore. Ah. When I FINALLY introduce myself next time I see her I'm gunna tell her that the I excreted DDP.. not angry colon poo.

Anywho, the teeney-bop vampire movie was good. Like I think I'm going to read the books now to see if Bella-jumps-to-the-vampire-side good.

Last night Darin and I found the "Notebook" movie on ABC Family. My man actually likes a good chick flick.. probably not Twilight good chick flick.. but he enjoys the Notebook. So we watch about 45 minutes of it and at a commercial he flips to football. I then ask him if he'd rather watch football then the movie we'd both seen numerous times. He felt super bad and knew I'd rather cry over that movie again..

so I made him an offer. =)

If he went to get the first Twilight book from Natalie I'd read while he watched football.

After he gave me a good "ARE YOU KIDDING ME????" he said "deal".

Then he told me it was my weirdest pregnancy craving ever and drove to Greg and Nat's to retrieve the book.

I don't crave milkshakes and pickles, I crave teeny-bop vampire books. =)

8 comments:

~amy said...

This is the best blog posting ever. That's all I have to say. :)

Kat said...

ok- you don't even KNOW how excited i am that you are reading twilight!!!! i'm obsessed. read the 4 books in less than 2 weeks (had to wait between the books since i was borrowing them). saw the movie, and let me tell you, i loved the movie cause i love the books- but the books are WAY better! you're gonna get addicted!!!!
email when you're done and we can discuss ;)
oh, and i love the story at the movies. too funny!

Keri said...

Ok, so I got Twilight for Christmas and had it completely read by the 26th.....the 2nd done by the 27th....half way through the 3rd. I can TOTALLY see what all the hype was about, even though I was skeptical because I'm not a big Vampire person.

My sister and I went last night to see the movie, too. We laughed the whole way through at the guy next to us that was totally drug there by his girlfriend and had not idea what he had gotten himself into! He was hysterical!

Hope you have some time on your hands because you are NOT going to be able to put the books down!! Happy reading!

Natalie said...

Hope you are enjoying the book. I am telling you, it's like a drug. You just can't stop. Pretty sure, Darin, is going to hate me:)

lisa dickinson said...

OK, I think I may be the only person on the face of the earth who hasn't read these book - even my BIL got the Twilight book for xmas! :)

Erin said...

You'll love them. There's a benefit to reading them once they're all out - you don't have to wait! I read the first right after it came out, so there was a loooong wait for me between books!

gabbyfek said...

you
are
HILARIOUS.
i love this post so much.
and that you're having another girl baby! yaaaaaaaaaaay.
xoxoxox.

Jill H said...

ooh, those books are such easy reads and so addicting! I read all 4 in record time :)

love your poopy story! so funny.