Friday, March 24, 2006

True or False?

Let's play a fun game of Darcy True or False!

Okay, true or false?

- I totally didn't read the super fine print and lied about the 2 person $1,000 cruise including airfare mentioned on my last post.

TRUE. Note to self: most of the time if it sounds too good to be true, it IS too good to be true. I'm a tad naive. =/ Thank the Lord I didn't give them a credit card number. I DID find some other great deals that D and I will be jumping on. CAN'T WAIT!

True or false?

- I didn't know what purpose a rake had in a sand trap on golf courses until I was 20.

TRUE. Sad, but true. I had driven by the same golf course a thousand times in my 20 years and finally had the courage to ask my boyfriend at the time why someone kept leaving that rake out. Needless to say 5 years later, I've still not lived that one down.

True or false?

- I LOVE the word "huh"?

FALSE. I can't believe "huh" is a word. It is THE most unconstructive, most commonly used HORRIBLE word ever. I loathe the word "huh".

True or False?

-Darin completely cut off his big toe 3 years ago.

False. He cut is toe off but it was hanging on by a piece of skin. Does that make anyone else want to puke? Then he sat in the waiting room for over 2 hours with a severed toe before he went into surgery to stick it back on. This makes me wonder what exactly you have to do to get into the ER quickly? I guess cutting off an extremity is not enough. His toe totally works fine now but I still kinda get grossed out if I think it's touching me under the covers. =/ Unconditional toe love, Darcy.. unconditional toe love.

And last, but not least...

True or false?

- I once accidentally called myself a hermaphrodite when I was playing with a candle.

TRUE. I confused the words of hermaphrodite and pyromaniac. Oops. I am 100% girl, promise.

20 comments:

{ brooke } said...

darce.
i'm seriously not joking when i say you one of the most hilarious bloggers i've ever read.
really.
this is laugh out loud, really, really funny.
you crack me up!
thanks for the giggles!
xo.

Jill said...

huh?
totally LOL, you crack me up with your 'unconditional toe love'!!

Elizabeth said...

youre blonde.. so this all makes sense..=)

i used to get mad at some things you did, then a co worker said "she really does not know anybetter"..
i realized later you were not malicious...just did not know better!
its okay to have ditzy people in the world..
livens up the place..
glad you can laugh at yourself!!
ha ha ha!!

Darin said...

ATTENTION:

Let's get some basic social understanding here...when you make fun of yourself you are FUNNY...when you make fun of someone else you are RUDE.

To set the record straight, Darcy is an extremely intelligent, amazingly capable woman. Anyone who really knows her, knows how she truely is. She talks about being a ditz because she is FUNNY. She can also make fun of herself because she is so competent. That's right- she is so competent that she is secure enough to make fun of herself. Great people don't need to tell everyone that they are great- everyone already knows!

So for everyone who reads Darcy's blog, Darcy is the most amazing woman on the face of the earth. She is patient, forgiving, Godly and caring. She is the most wonderful wife ever! She will be the most amazing mother in the history of the world! I lov her so very much!

OK, I'm done for now. Let's play nice.

christy said...

oh darce, i love you. you crack me up. and those of us who really know you, know that you are amazing (like darin said). gotta love your ability to make people laugh. you definitely are good at it. all you have to do is read 99.9% of the comments you get to know that people love you!

love,
christy

island girl said...

lmao!! omg, the last one had me spitting coke through my nose!! you are freakin' hilarious!

Greg & Natalie said...

Oh Darce. There is never a dull moment when you are around, and we love it. We love to hear all of your crazy and silly stories, and add a few of our own. I know how you feel about the toe thing...Greg even has all of his and they freak me out...I call them the "monkey toes"!

ps~ thank you Darin:)

RACHEL =) said...

OH MY GOSH, SOOOOO HILARIOUS THAT YOU CONFUSED THOSE 2 WORDS, LOL OVER HERE!!!!
EW ON THE SEVERED TOE THING... THAT'S LOVE THOUGH, GIRL!!
GLAD YOU FOUND SOME OTHER GOOD DEALS; I AM WAAAAAY NAIVE, SCOTT CALLS ME A SUCKER - I HAVE A TRUST ISSUE, I TRUST EASILY!!!!
OH, AND HUH, HUH, HUH?!
J/K... YOU KNOW I LOVE YA! BUT I SADLY USE THAT WORD WAAAY TOO MUCH! =)

Erin said...

omg darcy!
this post is too funny.
hermaphrodite?
oh my...
and toe hanging on by the skin?
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Missy said...

oh my goodness...
darcy, you've got me dying over here.
CRACKING ME UP.
Hermaphrodite? Really?
bwa ha ha ha

you=funny

Kat said...

lol oh my gosh, you're cracking me up!!! too freakin funny!
and yeah, dont' feel bad, cause i'm sitting here thinking - what rake?? all confused.....

Mara said...

hahahha.
the last one is definitely my fave.

jes said...

I love the word mix up. I once had a friend call Futons-->croutons. That would be some major ruffage in your diet and or a very uncomfortable bed.
You are so cute

jes said...

ELIZABETH-
Not sure what DARCY you knew "back in the day" but I gotta tell you that some of your comments are really starting to make me feel defensive about my friend here. I realize that part of a blog is the freedom of the comments, but I just dont think that piercing comments are needed.
It brings me to your post of your anonymous blogger. You were insulted and went after that commenter with a vengance. I will NOT come at you THIS TIME with vangance, but let me asure you that MY EYE IS ON YOU.
I am not speaking for anyone else when I express these thoughts, I just do not appreciate what you have said, more than once, about darcy. She has been nothing but a warm, insightful, compassionate, intelligent, hilarious person in my world. For you to bring up old stuff is just wrong and insensitive. So, please either begin to think before you speak...or dont speak. those are NOW your options. If you did not mean for these MULTIPLE comments to appear piercing...see above options!

Darcy, if this comment bothers you, I apologize. I just love who you are, and I dont think you would stand by and allow someone to pick on me and my many faults. I respect you as a woman, and if this has offended you I am truely sorry.

kayla aimee said...

hey, why is there a rake in the sandtrap? no. really. why? I have no clue either :)

ALso, your hubby's comment rocks the Fab. Tell him I said fab with a capital F. I made up the significance of it having a capital F but that doesn't make it any less important.

And once, I asked the LSS clerk if they had any of that hermaphrodite stuff when I was looking for hermafix. They really shouldn't let any other words start with herma.

People who make fun of themselves are the best. This is why we are friends.

Michelle W. said...

lol. The ER thing is so true.

Michelle

RACHEL =) said...

awwwww.... just saw your hubby's post - he is just too cute and too sweet, Darcy!!!!
But we know Elizabeth is just joking =)

Wendy said...

Love the toe thing. I can't stand feet touching me that have always been completely in tact.
Too funny.
Read your husbands comment. You two might be the sweetest couple ever!

Jaime said...

OMGosh these cracked me up!!!!!! Hehehehe!!!! ;o)

Niki L said...

I just read your comment and forgot that everyone knew about my shaved kitty. I guess that's why I was not as shocked as others when Bailey told his story!! However, he did look better than my cat when she was shaved, remember I didn't shave her all the way to her feet and it looked like she was wearing boots!!

Funny post and I use the wrong words a lot too, so I was wondering do you sing the wrong words to songs b/c it's SOUNDS like that's what they're saying? I do that one A LOT!