Okay, the other day I was driving along and I came to a stop sign. An amish couple in a horse and buggy was stopped in front of me. Hmmm, I though.. something is hanging from the front of their open air buggy. I squint my eyes to try to figure out what it was.. yep. Duh, it was a car air freshener.
Wait.. why would a buggy need a car air freshener? An OPEN AIR buggy?
I bet it is for when the horse farts. Usually one rolls down the window when a person in the car has defecated while in the car. Um, amish people don't have that option!! The horses butt is like 3 feet in front of them and they have no way to escape the stench. =/
Okay, so I don't know what's funnier.. amish having an air freshener in their buggy or the fact that I went to www.webster.com and entered in the word defecate to make sure I was using it right in the above sentence.