Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Question...

Okay, the other day I was driving along and I came to a stop sign. An amish couple in a horse and buggy was stopped in front of me. Hmmm, I though.. something is hanging from the front of their open air buggy. I squint my eyes to try to figure out what it was.. yep. Duh, it was a car air freshener.

Wait.. why would a buggy need a car air freshener? An OPEN AIR buggy?

I bet it is for when the horse farts. Usually one rolls down the window when a person in the car has defecated while in the car. Um, amish people don't have that option!! The horses butt is like 3 feet in front of them and they have no way to escape the stench. =/

Okay, so I don't know what's funnier.. amish having an air freshener in their buggy or the fact that I went to www.webster.com and entered in the word defecate to make sure I was using it right in the above sentence.

15 comments:

Half Pint said...

I would have to line the inside of the buggy with those yummy freshners you put in your "delicates" drawer. Or always wear a scarf. Or have one of those airplane vomit bags on hand. Can't handle the smell...gagging just thinking about it!

Raina_Marie said...

bwa-hahahaha
hmm, this is the perfect post to come out of lurking....don't you think.

sarah said...

that is hysterical!
an air freshener in a buggy?!
bwahaha!

{ brooke } said...

omg.
hysterical.
and only you would blog about it.
love that.
ha!

xo.
saturday...so close!

Kat said...

you are so freakin funny!
dude, i'm so jealous that you just see amish in their buggies driving around. too cool. i want to come visit, and i promise i won't point and stare ;)

amber said...

Oh my goodness, girl! Hilarious! That is crazy that you just end up behind Amish people in a buggy on the street! Amazes me!

Dina said...

You crack me up!!! That might rank as one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. I love you and your sense of humor!!!

Jill said...

oh yeah, this is CRACKING me up!!!
so odd!

Mara said...

hahahhahahha.
you're so funny.
xo.

Felicia said...

You crack me up!

RACHEL =) said...

Bwahahahaha, that is too funny!!
You always make me laugh! =)
LOVE ya girl!

rev said...

hahahaha freaking hilarious funny dude girl!! love ya!!

Hailey said...

Oh My Darcy! how did I miss this post yesterday! this is TOOOOO funny!!! and you pose a good question too, why WOULD a bugg need air freshner? hummm...interesting...
and HILARIOUS!

island girl said...

ok, i'm still stuck on the part where you were at a stop sign and there was an amish horse and buggy in front of you!!

christy said...

I look up big or infrequently used words too before I post them. ;-) I'm sure a lot of people do and they just don't admit it like you! You crack me up! :-) Love ya bunches!!